
So in the spirit of Not Me Mondays here goes.....
Last Tuesday I did not burn my arm ironing ALL of my husbands dress shirts so he could sleep in a little longer and have one less thing to do before getting ready for work. Because I am not a good wife.
I also did not secretly get excited inside that my husband would be working late so the I could watch a lifetime movie I have been anxiously waiting to see. I would never wish my man to be at work past 9:00pm.
After making a pact last week to not spend any money before our trip to Longview WE (Jabin and I) did not decide to have a impromptu pizza night. Especially since there wasn't any food thawed for me to cook. No WE would never do that.
On Friday night I didn't put Daley to bed without giving her veggies. I didn't do this because it wasn't past her bedtime and she was in such a good mood! I knew that trying to feed her instead of just giving her a bottle would be too easy to just skip.
On Saturday I didn't completely embarrass myself by having a full fledged hyper-ventilating panic attack (for not apparent reason) in a restaurant. I didn't have to go outside to get some air and lie down on a bench to keep from passing out. If this happened to me...which it didn't!!! I would never have had to ask my sister to come sit with me in fear that I would fall off said bench only to land on the concrete and split my head open. I am also looking forward to going back to Decatur so that I can eat there again (NOT!!!!)
Oh and this one is for you Kelli :)
While visiting my sister over the weekend, I didn't get hit on by my brother-in-laws friend. He so didn't want Eric to give me his phone number. He also didn't tell Eric that if I was to call him I had better made it quick cause he only had one minute left on his pre-paid phone plan. Oh yeah and he also didn't flex his butt cheeks at me in an effort for me to find him attractive. Nope that didn't happen to me. Oh yeah and we (Kelli & I) also weren't laughing so hard at him that I almost had to leave the room. Cause flexing butt cheeks....That happens to me all the time.
Ok your turn try your own version of Not Me! Monday.....its quite liberating if I do say so myself:)
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